IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
here you go
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
I spent ten minutes trying to work out why there was a face coming out of his stomach
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
John finally did it… He got his arms from that magic chest
i just sat here whispering “oh my god” for like a full minute before i clicked reblog
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
